a fairly hairy affair

right! so new men for you to behold. i know, i know, i spoil you.

Brokeneck mountain

this guy frivolously ignores the highway code when fried chicken is on the menu...

this guy was awesome. i like to think he was best buddies with Allen Ginsberg, and had many a stoned nights together writing blues songs about fellatio.

"Pushing my trolley with the greatest of ease."

The guy on the left has the look of a four year old who is about to get a time out. 

bless.

it juxtaposes his Anton La Vay resemblance stunningly.

this guy is just the coolest chap i have ever laid eyes on

this guy is also pretty rad. He's wearing RED VANS! Oliver Peck would be pleased.

(Oliver Peck is a tattoo artist who can only wear red shoes. It's a thing...)

this guy was lovely, and had tall tales about performing eye surgery before all this laser nonsense. 

i like how he wears glasses and is clearly proud to be myopic. Says a lot. 

this guy drinks in the Lord Nelson in barnet and is partial to an old speckled hen. if u see him, buy him one. it would make his day i imagine.

this guy put his headphones in to drown out the god awful noise crackling through a chav's skull. it sounded like death with some sort of rhyming stanza thrown in for good measure.

seems happy meals do not make a happy man.

i adore how he was using his prescription specs as a visor. 

Master and Commander?

these guys also drink in the Lord Nelson

They share copious amounts of wine and get excited about which salt and pepper shakers get brought to their table at dinner. I hope my life is as awesome as theirs if i ever get to that age. They had a long debate about whether they were hippos or dragons. i go with dragons. i don't think hippos tend to have wings... but i could be wrong. they r older and therefore wiser by default.

This guy was dressed impeccably... bar the hideous plastic bag that has hijacked the spot where a charming old leather briefcase should be.

This guy was also dressed very smartly. He was waiting with baited breath outside the station. I hope it was for a blind date. I hope it went well. I hope they are going to be companions for life and discover a multitude of strange coincidences whilst talking about their respective pasts that make for a very satisfying and enjoyable future together.

bless.

oh, and here is quite possible the coolest sign ever.... 

amazing.