been so long, these guys r probably no longer with us....

wow, been taking photos but not posting them, and yesterday my i phone told me it was out of storage. something had to be done. something drastic. and then i thought, "oh, i'll just post all the bloody pictures of old geezers clogging my phones arteries as much as alcohol and smokes do mine....

we all know pub lighting is not conducive to good elderly photography... yet i still try... coz anything is possible after a few few drinks.... surely.

this guy really wanted a window seat. u snooze u lose ....

read the bag. it's amazeballs!!!

hats are the way forward.

gotta love an old dude who chains up their mobility aid outside a pub.

this guy was yelling at his "phone". looked more like a DVD remote to me...

this guy is just awesome.

french old men like ice cream and benches. they didnt like me so much.

spanish old men wear pink sweaters and laugh in the face of sunburn on a scortching hot day.

french old men like standing on bridges staring at castles. loving the non matching walking sticks. they r antiques he happens to carry around in my eyes. 

this is the face of disgust as a brass band played the theme tune to Back to the Future. i thought it was wicked :)

this guy wouldnt leave us in peace and just kept talking about "real rock n roll" if i remember correctly, he mentioned rod stewart... and had never heard of hank williams. shame

drunk yuppie vs old dude wide awake. 

brakes r for braking. feet r for walking. maybe if he stopped using his feet for braking, he could walk. just sayin...

this guy just makes me smile

this guy makes me shudder a lil'

"i'm in the allocated seat. fuck all o y'all" 

i think i took this more for the "spread eagle" bonus gents.

perfectly situated bench with its back facing a lake and it's front facing traffic. smooth town planning.

no smart comment. cool beard tho

this guy touched me up, and told me this joke:

"whats the difference between intelligent conversation and sex?"

....

"lets go lie down and discuss it"

wowza

it's raining, i have an umbrella, and i'll be damned if i use it

2 seconds after i took this, this guy finished pointing at me and told me how lovely i looked. i told him how lovely he looked. it was pleasant.

i think my mate rory sent me this....

this is Robin Hardy. the legend. the man responsible for the Wicker Man. YUP! i took this at a screening where he gave a little talk. amazeballs.